Pa Pan is Pa Na's husband, wife or other half. She has a heart of gold but seems to be terrified of me. Ann says it may be because I am so much larger, have longer hair and bigger breasts than her, although I dispute the last contention.
Pa Pan is arguably the dumbest sentient being on the planet, with a cognitive capacity somewhere between that of a concussed, lobotomised sparrow and a desiccated pond snail. She almost makes GWB …. Well, best not go into this type of comparison. However, she adores the children, and her presence here keeps Pa Na happy. Not many homes would be happy to employ both of them, so we are lucky in this regard.

Pa Pan has occasional relapses and has to spend a week or few in the Chiang Mai psychiatric hospital. She used to compete quite successfully at Thai Boxing, and was severely concussed a few times too often. Pressure builds up on her brain about once a year and she needs to have an operation to release it.